[petcare] Misadventures With Mister

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP  “Ugggh!” Yennefer Bellowed, slapping the snooze button on his alarm clock. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Yennefer would Yell again “SHUT UP!” Slamming his fist on the alarm clock. Bweep Bweep Bweep. He would sit up and look around with a scowl. His bun Mister had been imitating the clock with Schadenfreude. “Stop that. Now” He would say, too awake now to go back to sleep. Mister would flutter its wings and get up onto Yennefer's lap and rub its side against him with intent to be annoying, but it also wanted food. It would yip and yap In Yennefer’s ear until he finally got up. Drowsily walked over to get some fruits and nuts and put them in Mister's food bowl. ‘There. Happy?” He would grumpily walk back over to his bed and fall face first onto it. After Mister finished his food he would jump onto Yennefer’s back and continue to yip and yap at him, jumping around on his back, his paws like spring beans. “FINE! FINE! FINE!” He would yell, grabbing Mister and placing him on the floor. “I guess we haven’t gone anywhere in a while. Is that what you want? Why would you want to leave my big comfy cave? Mister would roll over on its back and look up at Yennefer. “Bored huh? Well Being bored is good for you! Gives you ideas!” Mister would run over to the door and begin to yip and yap and yip yap yip annoying Yennefer. “FINE! Be good though!” Angry he would kick open his door like an old angry ogre would throw open the outhouse door. His eyes would adjust. Somehow the cave was brighter than the inside of his house. It hurt to look at is what he told himself. Mister would bound outside happily. Taking in the cave once more, it had been so long. It would Yap and jump around Yennfer’s legs. “Settle down now, the day just started. I'm not a morning person.” Or a night person he thought to himself, grinning. Mister would spot a shiny rock in the distance. Mister ran up and Yennfer would yell after it saying “Get back here! You're gonna get lost!” Mister did not get lost however, it picked up the shiny rock in its jaw and ran back to Yennefer. “What is that? Did you make yourself a friend?” He would say and chuckle  and try to take it from Mister. Mister would clamp down, trying to play a game. Yennefer would tug hard and mister would pull back. “Give it here!” Yennefer would yell, gripping it tightly. “RRGGHH!” A large loud Pop would sound out and they would fall apart. Yennefer landed on his rear. “Oh When i get done with you you’re gonn- YEOWWCHH!” He had stepped on a rock chip that had splintered out, he angled his foot up towards him to pull it out, before he threw it to the side he realized it was a diamond. “Well i’ll be darned, you might not be as much of a troublemaker as I thought, how about we explore some, ay?” He would say, hoping to find more riches, even though he would probably never spend them, he was so introverted that he sat in his cave all day, only going out for food occasionally or to visit family. "Good boy” He would say, his voice grumbling, he would give mister a small pat on the head, and mister would extend its neck and nuzzle up against Yennefer’s hand. Yennefer would stand up straight, and begin to march off into the cave, now having much more energy than before, and in a particularly good mood for once now that he struck rich! Mister would run and flap his wings, taking off and flying around the cave, having a joyous time. “I wish i could do that” Yennefer would grumble. Mister would hear this and fly down. Landing on Yennefer’s head, then flapping its wings. Yennefer, Decided that he would play along. Starting to run and pretending to fly. “Wheee- ACK!” He would begin to cough and bend over, never having exerted himself in such a long time. “Wow, I should get out more.” Mister would still be on Yennefer's head Imitating his cough. “You goober.” He would grumble. Starting to lighten up to mister a little. After going on a stroll through the cave for a bit longer, finding a variety of rocks, extra rocky rocks, Hard rocks and Slightly less hard rocks. “How peaceful it is living underground. Nothing to bother you!” As he was speaking mister would fly off of his head and onto a large pile of boulders. Yipping and yapping and squeaking. “What do you want, little buddy?” He would say, tromping over. Mister would slap the boulders with its tail. “You wanna go outside? Why would you want to? It's so pointless.” Mister would Keep yapping and keep hitting the boulders with its tail. “Won't budge”  Yennefer would say. Mister would take off and fly around Yennefer’s head and continue to be Rowdy. “FINE FINE! Damn you're annoying!” He would pause for a second, and feel bad for Mister. “Sometimes.” He would add on. He would Give in although and walk up to the boulders. “I'm sure this won't go wrong.” He was very strong. He would kick the bottom boulder with a powerful kick. His foot would get stuck in it, and it would shift. He would try desperately to pull it out. The ground would rumble “What the-” Mister would start to laugh in its goblin way of laughing. The rocks would give, falling out around Yennefer and shattering, the rock Yennefer was stuck in although, would begin to roll. Yennefer would use his strength to pull himself up with his legs so he was sideways to the rock and kicked the other leg in too, trying to pry his other out. “Mister, Help!” The rock would begin to roll, both of his legs stuck in it, down deeper into the cave. His arms would flail, as he was in the side of it, and was spinning quickly. He would scream as the rock rolled away, his voice fading in the distance. Mister would realize that he is actually in danger and fly after him. Unsure of what to do. After a bit longer of Mister laughing at Yennefer and the rock rolling, it would impact another rock, right next to a cliff. Mister would fly faster. The rock would shatter upon impact and Yennefer would fly through the air like a rag-doll. Luckily, mister had grabbed an old rope attached to the ceiling and held it near Yennefer. Yennefer would grab it. “Oh my gosh thank yo-!” The rope would snap and Yennefer would begin to fall “Remember meeee!” he would yell, Mister would begin to laugh, Yennefer had exaggerated in his mind. His barley fell down onto the ground. It was not a giant gaping hole either, it was a dark pond that he fell into. He was soaked, due to his high weight from the muscle mass, he would sink, and walk out of the water. Once more with a sour look on his face. Mister would be laughing, yipping and yapping. Flying over to Yennefer and landing on his shoulder. “Look what you did! Are you proud of yourself? I could have di-” Mister was beginning to whimper from being yelled at.  Yennefer, feeling bad once more. Would console Mister, petter it on the head. “Actually, it wasn’t that bad, I was just being a… bappy..” It almost hurt him to admit something to make someone else feel better. He would hold Mister to his chest and cuddle him for a bit. “There, you're better now, let's go back.” He would put down Mister, and march off grumpily. Staggering as he had hurt his legs. Mister would follow, concerned for Yennefer. Mister would remember something, and fly ahead, Yennefer would sit down, trusting Mister to come back. Mister would come back and fly beside Yennefer and spit two little rocks into his hand. “Ewww, Are these painkillers? Where did you get these? I don't care, I just need them.” He would pop them in his mouth, and soon realize that they were just old peppermints that had all of the red washed off because they were in Mister’s mouth. He appreciated the thoughtfulness as it had been a while since somebody had done something thoughtful for him, as gross as he thought it was. He would pet mister while they were dissolving in his mouth, before getting tired of them and CRONCH. He would bite them and crush them into a fine powder. “Thank you, for the thought.” He was really trying to be thankful. He got up, and had forgotten about the pain enough to ignore it while walking. Mister was leading the way. Once they got back up to where the boulder had been, there was a large ray of late coming into the cave. Symprites were all around it, looking around and talking and chattering. This made Yennefer mad, people invading his home! He would run over yelling “OUT OUT OUT! THIS IS MY HOME!” Mister would follow behind growling and yapping at them. They would all run away, as in the dark they could not see what he was. “Ugh, People.” He would Grumpily walk back to his house. “We will get out soon Mister, I just need to settle some business first. After a long walk back and then to the cave entrance again, he had a hammer, a stone slate with a post and a chisel. Mister would look at him with confusion. He would hammer the post into the ground with a few powerful strikes. Then chisling like he seems to be a professional. He would say the words quietly, but out loud while writing, “Keep… Out… If.. You.. Are.. Not… Yennefer.” Yennefer would step back to look at it. Admiring his work. Mister would be bound over with excitement now that he was done. “Beautiful!” His handwriting was horrible as he had rushed it. It looked like it said “Keqq… Out.. It.. You.. Not… Yenifer.” He even spelled his name wrong, but he could not tell. “Mister would bark, getting ready to run out into the open, into the daylight. Yennefer would turn around and get a good look. “ARGH! MY EYES!” He had lived in a cave for so long it hurt to look at the light outside. He took about 5 minutes to adjust his eyes. Mister however, ran out into the warm light, running around and pouncing on everything new. Which was everything! It ran up trees, chased butterflies, and rolled in the soft grass. Yennefer would step out, his steps so powerful that he left dirt spots in the ground. “Wow! It is horrible out here! I dont get how other symprites like this place!” He would say tromping over to Mister. Scooping him up and holding him. Mister would Yip after being grabbed. The wind would blow. The trees would creak and the grass would sway. The dust would fly off of Yennefer, and Mister would sneeze as it went past. The warm sun would hit Yennefer’s scales and he would close his eyes and start to bask. Loving the feeling of the warm sun on his scales. He started to realize, maybe the outside was not so bad afterall. Then Mister would lick him playfully. It seemed going out and getting some sun really brightened him inside. He would open his eyes and giggle, looking at Mister. The bond between them was strong now. Although, the day had just begun. He had just arisen from his cave after locking himself away for most of his life. He would put down mister and begin to run towards an open field. He truly felt free now. He could Run out in the open fiel- “GOD DAMMIT!” He would yell, he had tripped on a tree root and fell flat on his face.Mister would get on his back and giggle a little, before stepping off of him and brushing off his face with its tail. “Well..” He grumbled. “At Least i got you in this stupid world”  He would Pet mister softly. He would then get up, put mister on his shoulders and walk up a nearby hill. He would see a far off town. An open expanse of a desert, and a massive shoreline connecting it all. He would walk down the hill. Towards the beach. “Wow, there is so much water. There was none of that in the cave! Except for that lake that I never went down to see. Mister would jump off of his shoulder and mess with Yennefer by rolling down the beach until he reached the shoreline, Mocking Yennefer. “Now when you do something embarrassing I'm gonna make fun of YOU for it, how about that Mister!” He would Run down the beach. His heavy strong legs sinking the sand, making him look shorter as his hooves were ankle deep in the sand. Once he got to Mister he jumped into the water. He had poor depth perception as he had lived in the dark so long. What he expected to be a deep pool of water, turned out to be water sitting on the shore. He flopped right on his face and laughed, for the first time in a while. Mister also yipped, after he was splashed with water and wet sand. Mister would playfully splash water back at Yennefer. Yennefer would try to go deeper into the water, but kept sinking in the sand due to his weight. Before being submerged. Mister had looked away for a second, and looked back to see Yennefer had disappeared. Yennefer would grab a rock by the shoreline and climb his way out of the water. His Crystals being cleaned in the carnage and his colors being brought out due to the cleaning from the water. Although it was salt water, and his hair stood, it moved. “Raggh! I'm too heavy!” Mister would jump when he had clawed his way out of the water. Yennefer sat on the rock and started watching Mister. Mister would swim, being very buoyant, making Yennefer jealous. “Looks so easy being a Puny little creature.” He would say, still fixing his hair and fur from the salt water. Mister would splash water, in the water at Yennefer’s feet. Yennefer would pick up Mister and lay It on his lap. Its fur is even crazier than his hair, as it had much more compared to him. He laughed and Mister growled at being made fun of. Yennefer would Ruffle his fur and make him look poofy, twisting a strand above his head to make him look funny. “Look who’s funny looking now!” Mister would shake, trying to get all the water off of itself. Making its fur even messier. “Okay, let's fix your fur Mister, and then lets go find some more adventures” He would start to walk back to the cave. But then consider himself. What if somebody down at the town could do it? He had so much money and Mister probably wanted to go out too. He kept slightly changing his direction he was walking in. Deciding between dealing with other symprites, Or going back in the dark cave and disappointing Mister. Mister would yip, confused as to why Yennefer was acting strangely. “Let's go. Erm.. Uhmm…” Mister would try to fly up, to fly in this new environment, but it was too wet to fly at all. “Too the uhm….” Mister would scamper to its feet, looking over at the desert, which was much closer and yipping. Yennefer would look over and say “What a good idea! Why not!” He would turn to walk towards the Desert, looking back at his cave and the city. A new adventure, before he had disliked the idea of going out. It was much better than he thought, although everything was too colorful and bright and squishy, he enjoyed doing something new instead of being a grouch in a cave. “Do you like this Mister? I sure thought i wouldn’t” Mister, distracted by chasing seagulls on the ground, seemed to give the answer with that. Things to do everywhere. New things. Before they had been stuck in a cave, dark and dreary, just each other, always picking fights with each other. “Guess so.” Yennefer would say. ‘Oh my God! I don't sound all grumpy and sad anymore!” He would shout, a little too loud in fact, all the seagulls in the area would fly away. After a bit of walking, it got much hotter, they were farther from the water and entering the Desert. He would spot a cactus and begin to walk towards it. Mister would follow behind gleefully, getting distracted a-lot. Yennefer would touch the cactus “YEOWCH! NOT FAIR! How was I supposed to-” He was gasping and blowing on where he got poked as it hurt. “How was I supposed to know that did that!” He got mad and kicked it with his powerful hooves, the cactus would break in half and the half on top went flying. It hit a tree and stuck into it. “Hah! stupid.. thing” Mister would Yip gleefully. “Wait, a tree, That means there is water over there! I think at least, it's been a while.” Mister would yip and race over that way, Yennefer would follow at a faster pace than normal, not running though, as that hurt. It was water, it was an oasis. “We can get you to clean up now Mister!” They would run over to the pool of water and Yennefer would grab Mister on the way, sitting in the water, and pouring water over Its head. Mister would fight back, not liking baths. “Oh you need a bath! You wanna fly again don't you?” They would continue like this, water being poured over Mister and then it would yip back angrily. Once they finished, Yennefer would let go of Mister and Mister would run off then turn out and angrily puff air out its nose as Yennefer. Yennefer would laugh. “Goofy!” They would calm down, tired. Looking at the sunset. “It's late Mister, why don't we Head back?” Mister would Lay its head in Yennefer’s Lap. Yennefer would get up, sand would blow in Mister’s face. It would sneeze like an 80 year old Grandma, loud enough to wake a giant.Yennefer would jump, as it had scared him. When he landed, he heard a thud. Then the sand started to give way with them. Water follows beneath them. “Oh.. No..” Yennefer would say before screaming with Mister, as the sand under them fell away and they fell back into their caves.  Yennefer, being heavy at the feet, Their feet would Aim towards the ground. Mister was flapping Its wings to fall slower. Yennefer would Hit the ground, there was a massive hole in the top of the cave, above the lake He fell in later. Mister would float down To Yennefer and land beside him. “Wow, Never sneeze again, that was scary!” Yennefer said jokingly, and mister would yip. Yennefer would Pull his hooves out of the solid rock underneath him. Yawning he would say. “Home time. Right mister?” Mister would yip, Yennefer would scoop up Mister and begin to walk in the darkness towards their home. They went on to lay down to “Rest for a second” When they got into the house, to immediately fall asleep. Yennefer Finally touched grass.

THE END